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shadesofdirk: A compilation of my favorite Dirkjake fics I have read so far. So if you were looking...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:01:25 -0400

A compilation of my favorite Dirkjake fics I have read so far.
So if you were looking for Dirkjake fics to read, I recommend these.

1) An aggressive courtship by Burnthebones.
2) 320 by Sharkdaze
3) Trousers,bitch by Handbagmurder
4) Tonight alone by Thatonelesbianyouknow

For future reference.

A phanfic...Kinda.

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 12:23:39 -0500

rainbowswagmoose:

I have no idea what I just did….But I think it might be a Mpreg phanfic.

I’m so sorry.

Well, whatever…

Here phamily, have a rough-kinda-sorta-start-to-a-fanfic-I-should-probably-burn…

Rated T for stupid stuff and Dan’s pissy potty mouth.

Worst part is…There’s totally gonna be more… lionsandtigersandwtf is writing more.

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I laughed so hard! xD

Open Eyes (phan, pg)

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 23:43:27 -0500

bloggish:

Summary: Something lives in the back of Phil’s mind.

Author’s Notes: Uh, I don’t even know what this fanfic is. It’s sort of inspired by an old joke theory I have… I don’t know, there may be continuing chapters explaining What the Hell is Going On if this one incites any sort of interest. ~~But don’t count on it, because I am So Unmotivated.~~

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This was lovely. Please keep writing. :D <3

"Yes, I was unfortunately in love with my best friend, but it wasn’t all as bad as you would expect,..."

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 11:04:48 -0500

“Yes, I was unfortunately in love with my best friend, but it wasn’t all as bad as you would expect, I rarely felt like breaking to the floor, crying, screaming, wanting to die. Mostly it made me feel just a little numb, little hopeless, little bitter.”

- Most realistic thing I’ve ever read in a fanfic (x)

"I’m bored, Jeff! You aren’t a good friend, you’re boring! We need new friends! Okay!? Why can’t you..."

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:45:52 -0500

““I’m bored, Jeff! You aren’t a good friend, you’re boring! We need new friends! Okay!? Why can’t you just accept that!?” Dan yelled at his flat mate Jeff as he packed his bags ” Dan! I made a mistake! I really didn’t mean to touch your neck!” Jeff screamed at Dan as he tried to stop Dan from exiting the apartment.
“Move.” Dan said shortly
“No.” Jeff said back as he continued to block the front door
“Move, or you will regret it!” Dan yelled.
“If you don’t stop trying to leave right now, I will touch your neck Dan!” Jeff yelled “Try me!” Dan shrieked
Jeff didn’t hesitate,he put his hand forward to jab Dan in the side of his neck. Dan let out a cry and he pulled a giant sword out of his backpack and chopped off Jeff’s hand. Jeff shrieked and dropped to the floor. He writhed around as Dan ran out of the building.
“Fuck.Fuck.” Dan said as he put he wiped the blood off of his face. ” What the fuck did I just do!? I can’t let anyone know it was me! I have to hide!” Dan said to himself as he sprinted down town. He saw a forest and decided to run into it. He liked to quest in this forest ever since he was little. He would kill squirrels and climb trees pretending he was a famous explorer.
Dan had ran about a mile into this forest and heard a man scream. “Help, Help!” the man screamed in the distance.
“What the fuck?” Dan thought as he followed the sound. He hid behind a bush and saw something unthinkable. There were a pack of tall topless women that were repeatedly punching this man with black long hair in the testicles.
“Stop!” Dan yelled emerging out of the bush with his sword drawn. “Help me!” The man with black hair screamed. Dan wasted no time and he ran at the eight foot tall women with his sword pointed straight at them. He tried to stab them, but he missed. Dan couldn’t help but stare at the massive tits on the amazon women. “Men,” one of the amazon’s sighed. ” all they think a girl is good for is sexual fantasies.”
“Isn’t that all we are good for?” One of the other women asked “Shabloobloo you know better than that!!” The first woman said softly. She then gave Shabloobloo a hug. Dan and the stranger watched as their tits rubbed together.The two amazons began to kiss passionately. “Wow.” Dan said not realizing he had even opened his mouth. “Pssst!” The stranger said trying to get Dan’s attention. “huh?” Dan said ripping his eyes of the amazons bodies
“Can you help me get out of these ropes?” The man whispered.
“Can’t you do it yourself? I’m a bit busy!” Dan yelled-whispered back to the stranger
“Trust me, they may be hot, but it’s not worth it.” The man said back ” Just please untie me and then you can go back to them.”
“Fine.” Dan whispered as he cut the ropes releasing the man from the tree. “Thanks!” The man said as he began to run away. He didn’t get far before the amazons realized he was gone. “Halorara! Tie this one up. Bobovono, you go with Yayosa and catch the man that ran away!” The head amazon yelled
Halorara began to tie Dan up and he didn’t object.
“What are you gonna do to me?” Dan asked smiling and biting his lip.
“We are going to kill you, skin you, and feed you to the animals.” Halorara said without emotion.
A few seconds later, Yayosa and Bobovono came back with the man Dan had released. They tied him up to the tree next to Dan. “Everyone. Go to bed. We will deal with the trespassers tomorrow. ” The head amazon said to the others. “Shit. They caught me.” The man said trying to escape his ropes.
“Wow, you are a negative person aren’t you!?” Dan said smiling “You are complaining about being fondled by a group of topless women! Are you gay or something!?” He said chuckling
“No! Don’t you see!? They are going to kill us!” The man said yelling at Dan
“Woah mate, calm down! Yeah? They won’t kill me. I’m fine.” Dan said smiling smugly at the stars
” And why is that?” the man said glaring at Dan
“Because all women, are desperate for my cock. So all I got to do is go up to them and say ‘hey ladies, let me and’ uh what’s your name?” Dan asked the man “Phil” he replied tiredly
“Okay, so I will say ’ let me and Phil go, or else you won’t get any of Dan’s dick!’ and they will let you run off, and I will be the eternal sex god of this forest.”
“You forgot the part about them being lesbians” Phil said angrily
“Well, they will take one look at me and think ‘wow, men are just sooo amazing!’ and they will be straight for the rest of their lives!” Dan said optimistically
“I doubt that will happen. They saw that i was a boy, and that’s why they were punching me in the crotch so many times! It hurt!” Phil said to Dan
“Wait, are you meaning to tell me that they actually want to kill us!?” Dan yelled-whispered
“Yeah. They are in some cult thing, and they think men are all spawns of Satan.” Phil said
“Well shit man! Why didn’t you tell me this!?” Dan yelled at Phil
“I tried!” Phil said pleadingly
“We have to get out of here! I have such a long life left ahead of me!” Dan said as he felt tears well up in his eyes
“Are you crying right now!?” Phil said surprised
“What? No!” Dan lied “Just get us out of here!”
“How am I to do that!? Where’s your sword!?” Phil yelled
“Shit. i think they took it away!” Dan yelled “Don’t look at me like that! You got us both into this mess!” Dan and Phil argued for a while and then fell asleep. The awoke to being thrown on the ground.
Dan looked up to see ginormous tits hanging above his face.
“Hello there!” he tried to reach up but his arms were tied behind his back. “Shit.”
Then he looked beside him and he saw a huge pile of hay and sticks on the ground. Two of the amazons were putting lighter fluid on it.
“Shit.” Dan said as he realized what they were going to do.
“We are sacrificing these men of sin to you Halaymomocheronamacalanogee, our God. We hope your nose is appeased by the smell of their burning flesh.” The lead Amazon called out to the sky
Phil looked at Dan and looked at Dan’s sword. It was placed on the ground 5 feet away from Dan.
Dan checked his surroundings. All of the amazons were preparing the fire, in which him and Phil were meant to burn. He looked at himself. Only his ankles and hands were tied up. He began to crawl towards the sword. He grabbed it with his hands that were tied behind his back and he stood up. He bunny hopped towards the woman and screamed
“DIE LESBO BITCHES!” he said as he came at them backwards with the sword. They all screamed and tried to attack Dan but whenever they would they would lose a hand or a finger. Soon all of them were on the ground screaming. All except one that is. The leader. Instead of going for Dan she grabbed Phil and ran to the fire. “Not today!” Dan yelled. He ran at her and stabbed her in her stomach. She fell over making as much sound as a tree falling. As she fell She threw Phil. Phil bearly fell into the fire but Dan jumped in the way and bumped Phil onto the ground.
They both sit still panting, until Dan broke the silence. “Get up. We need to get out of here before more show up.” He said dropping his sword.
Phil got up and him and Dan began to hop towards town.
“Do you like Muse?” Dan asked as they hopped
“Yeah.” Phil said
“Me too!” Dan said smiling”

- Thus Dantesers was born: How Dan and Phil met

If These Sheets Were The States, And You Were Miles Away

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 17:42:30 -0500

howellslester:

yay sorry late upload oops

ALSO: I have a sequel planned (and started) for this! It was originally part of this but then I decided hey-ho I’m going to split this motherfucker up. So now it’s two parts (if you want a second part. It’s got the ~family meeting~ and shiet in it).

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Aaaaaah too cute.

: For people who are after some good fanfictions to read I thought I...

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 21:29:55 -0400

: For people who are after some good fanfictions to read I thought I...:

daydreamsanndfantasies:

For people who are after some good fanfictions to read I thought I would just show some of my personal favourites….

What Happens Next (Phan/KickTheStickz) http://beautyinthenight.deviantart.com/gallery/39628824

Do you need me? (Phan)

…

Posting here for future reading.

In the Morning

Thu, 25 Oct 2012 17:33:09 -0400

prioriincanfandomz:

A Phanfic.

Rating: Don’t know what to rate it but there are some depictions of sex.

Warnings: Major character death
A/N: My first fic ever! Hope you’ll like it and please leave a comment or something to give feedback. It’d be so much appreciated. (:
Summary: His world ends with a “Bang!” and a flutter of wings.

His world ends with a “Bang!” and a flutter of wings.

Dan is running through the thick woods, heart pounding and blood rushing to his ears. He can barely hear the branches and leaves crushing under his feet, or see the puffs of white smoke leaving his lips with every now painful breath he takes: his whole focus is on the one he’s running to.

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So, I really, really do not like sadfic for Phil and Dan. I really, really, really don’t. But the beautiful parts in it make it worth bookmarking, so. :3

PLEASE

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 22:38:00 -0400

lujackpot:

Read this : http://ficster28.livejournal.com/2170.html

Because it is so intense and beautiful that I just went blank for twenty minutes until I could pull myself together and go make a text post.

I don’t usually like sad!fics or fics about real people, but this one is mind-blowing and I’m probably just going to curl up in a corner and obsess about it for at least a few hours. Please spread the love !

A List of Available Smiles

by ficster28

in which dirk writes omegle jakedirk fanfiction

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 23:47:50 -0400

You: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ strider kawaii strider kawaii strider kawaii strider kawaii
You: ^ me preaching
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: rock that gospel.
You: unst unst
You: even jake fuckin english cant resist the strider kawaii
Stranger: jake english is all over that shit
You: he just bends over if dirk even says one japanese word its like
Stranger: (ﾉﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ TAKE ME NOW
You: "hey jake sup man u lookin sugoi today" "ohh mister strider ooh take me now over this desk let me just pull my pants down and bend over for you, you blasted kawaii brute"
Stranger: that is definitely the best depiction of jake i've ever had the pleasure to read.
You: i should write a fanfic about this
Stranger: fuck yeah you should!
You: one day dirk was chillin out like usual, just being cool and kawaii, when suddenly jake appeared. "salutations dirk!" "dude do not say that this is not a star wars convention we are not virgin nerds get your sweet ass in here" so jake did and then jake got lost in dirk's super sugoi eyes and thought he might want to yaois with this handsome gentleman.
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: i don't have words for what my ochinchin is doing right now
You: so then dirk stared deeply into his bro's big eyes and jake just watched breathlessly, unable to form coherent words because dirk's sugoi was making it hard to breathe (damn allergies). then dirk touched his face and said "jake, you look so kawaii under this light, my kokoro is doki doki-ing so fast, can you hear it? can you hear my kokoro, jake-chan?" jake was lost for words, he had never wanted his butt to be invaded as much as he did right now
Stranger: （Ω_Ω）
You: jake swooned but dirk caught him in his strong weeaboo arms and whispered, "jake-chan ai shiteru" and jake sobbed and threw his arms around dirk's neck and said dramatically "DIRK-SAMA I CANNOT CONTAIN MY FEELINGS ANY LONGER!" then he recoiled and dirk let a single manly tear fall down his cheek, hurt in his eyes, and jake backed away and his kokor was pounding in his ears. then jake unbuttoned his pants and said "dirk you blasted kawaii brute, take me now over this desk, uguu" and then dirk did. and it was hot.
You: the end.
You: -written by dirk strider

.spinning - [ tsuritama ]

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:50:00 -0400

phollie:

Title: Spinning

Fandom: Tsuritama

Characters: Natsuki, Yuki, Haru

Rating: T for innuendo

Word count: 1,412

Summary: Natsuki is a distant, detached thing, always unreachable - but in those brief flashes when he smiles, Yuki is struck blind. [ Natsuki/Yuki. ]

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Fanfic Rec:

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:17:00 -0400

tenpa-mental:

But You’re Pretty When You’re Mine by venusianeye. Seriously one of the best fics I’ve ever read. Like you don’t even know.

I reread this obsessively.

Also this:

Yoite feels like he’s beginning to catch on. “You can keep the pictures after I die,” he says, “and remember what I looked like when it was just for you.”

“Forever,” Miharu promises, his eyes impossibly dark.

Girls in White Dresses by venusianeye

A dummy's guide to proper courtship by Mizu-Tenshi

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 19:42:22 -0400

Bravely, Fai grinned and pushed on.

“When people get to a certain age kissing isn’t really enough to express their love, so they do…other things.”

“Like hugging?”

Fai’s smile was weak at best. “Sort of, but naked.”

“Naked hugging?” Sakura seemed just as, if not more, perplexed.

(From Chapter 4, in which Fai explains his relationship with Kurogane.)

No KuroFai fic has made me laugh so hard.

Shift (TouyaxYukito) by Beautiful Taboo

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 19:06:38 -0400

I.

People have begun to wonder when it began.

The subtle signs that surround them have suddenly become apparent; the small glances, the knowing smiles, the hushed, comfortable voices, the light touches on the shoulder, and even the air about them – all old yet new to those who could see.

BECAUSE THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL.

tiny manatee: massacre, an akise/yuno and akise/yukiteru ficlet.

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:37:52 -0400

tiny manatee: massacre, an akise/yuno and akise/yukiteru ficlet.:

akiseshead:

word count, 210.

warning, mild guro maybe???

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She’s too soft to be this evil. Too soft when you grab her and slam her against the ground and knee her in the breasts so she screams in pain and you speak slowly in her face so that she understands that she’s not supposed to go near Yukiteru…

Waste - [A Mirai Nikki Fanfic]

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 14:08:16 -0400

jyordyan:

Okay, so…Corwin wanted me to write something with Akise saying a curse word because…I dunno, we thought it’d be awesome XD So here it is, my first Mirai Nikki fanfic…and technically my first fanfic on Tumblr? *hides.*

Title: Waste

Fandom: Mirai Nikki

Characters: Kousaka Ouji, Akise Aru (no ship)

Rating: I uh…guess T for language?

Word Count: 533

Perspective: Third Person, Kousaka-centric

Summary: After the first attack by Seventh, Kousaka contemplates how this could have happened.

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alliterationhor

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 20:35:00 -0400

I love you so much it makes me crazy, you know that? The good kind of crazy where you never want to be sane.

-Fai to Kurogane, except it’s complicated.

via alliterationhor

aka writer of best kurofai ~~porn~~ fanfiction ever of all time: aka here: ^^

http://alliterationhor.livejournal.com/

(Personal favorite: Discoveries, also In The Morning trilogy, but all of her stories are a. genius and b. the reason why I am not doing my homework right now.)

Go. Read. Now. You know you want to.

Best threesome porn

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 20:40:00 -0400

Erin: Yukimura walked in.
"You are looking very cute today, Rokurokun"

Rokurosama's ducked his head to hide his flourescent cheeks
"Stop oyajisama. You're making me so wet."
"Let me fix that"
Yukimura grabbed some ink Ren left in the room when he was teasing Rokuro's nipples. He spread it over Rokuro's entrance and poked a finger in.
Suddenly, Saizo walked in!?
"What are you doing here?" yelled Yukimura.
"NYaaa~" said Rokuro.
"I am aroused," said Saizo.

Yukimua looked angry, but Rokuro grabbed his shoulders and looked into his eyes. Rokuro only has the one eye but he looked back and forth between both of Yukimura's really fast so it was like looking into both eyes simultaneously

"Please, Yukimuradono. I need the cocks."
Then Saizo stuffed his eleven inch penis in Rokuro's inky bumhole.
And Yukimura kissed him a lot.
It was really hot and everyone came like six times.
The end

asphyxiophilia, by nebulia (doumeki/watanuki)

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 19:00:00 -0500

asphyxiophilia, by nebulia (doumeki/watanuki):

andreaphobia:

xxxHOLIC fic rec! ^_^ I loved this (but then again I love everything nebulia writes). Fiercely painful, intensely sad. Just… pure genius.

This was amazing. Poetic and beautiful and full of feelings *___*

A Very Good Influence (1/1)

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 21:49:00 -0500

jqfic:

Fandom: Persona 4
Rating: T
Summary: Kanji and Naoto are finally dating, but Mrs. Tatsumi makes an unfortunate assumption.

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This was fun ^^ AND OMG I JUST DISCOVERED THIS IS BY zero-damage on ffnet who writes one of my favorite naotoxkanji fic evar: The Shortest Distance From A to B

Tis a small world ^^